carl,that kills people.

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unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

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epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

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  • Kid: why do we have to learn this
  • Math teacher: because fuck you