carl,that kills people.

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kawaiirostam:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

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thunderstoned:

chapmen:

a modern hero

THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD

jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH

jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH

metapod:

its hard seeing the ones you love laugh at memes

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mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

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ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair