carl,that kills people.

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nonlatex:

Yard yard

nonlatex:

Yard yard

thetowndrugdealer:

ive never kissed anyone because im saving myself for chris pratt 

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meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

welcome to my twisted ankle

(Source: bewbin)

(Source: kingorb)

crustpunkery:

I saw this commercial after staying up all night and all I could think of was to do this

(Source: killgod2004pissbitch)

openlyawesome:

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openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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